Top 10 Suggestively Placed Objects on the Covers of Romance Novels

Bravely wading into the morass of self-published Romance, the curator of Kindle Cover Disasters shares some of his favourite suggestively placed objects.

1. A Touch of Love

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Suggestive horse ear placement.

2. Dragon Knight’s Medallion

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Keeping a firm grip on his weapon.

3. Viking’s Thrall

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Massive wood.

4. Texting Mr. Right

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Given that she’s texting Mr. Right, I guess that must be Mr. Wrong with the giant lighthouse dong.

5. Woven Dreams

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Subtle.

6. The Rifleman

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More huge wood.

7. West of January

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“Come take a ride my massive beast.”

8. My Haunted Blender’s Gay Love Affair

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Sploosh.

9. Pleasure Me in Petra

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Petra? I hardly knew her!

10. Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland

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Because subtext is cheap.


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