Top Ten Best Donald Trump Slash Fictions

The curator of Kindle Cover Disasters soils his search history to bring us the very best Donald Trump erotica that money can buy…

1, 2 & 3 The Humpin’ Trump Trilogy, by Tenee Jones

Trilogy or trollogy?  *bow tie spins*

4. Fox News Fuckfest, by Mandy De Sandra 

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I don’t know about you guys, but I only read books that promise “patriotic facials.”

5. President Chump’s Gay Hairpiece and the Revenge of the Were-Water Buffalo, by Phoenix Debray

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Stop the planet Earth, I want to get off.

6. Trump and Cruz: A Secret Bromance, by Dee Schlueter

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Unauthorized? For realsies?

7. A Trumping in the Night, by Kaitlin McBridge

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I don’t know what this one’s about, and frankly, I don’t want to know.

8. Donald Feels the Bern, by Cliff Fuxtable

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Okey dokey.

9. Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & the Bellboy, by Elijah Daniel 

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An Amazon reviewer writes: “Groundbreaking exposé!! No longer must the international bellboy community feel ashamed and in darkness.”

10. President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pound’s America’s Butt, by chuck Tingle

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Because it wouldn’t be a Top 10 list without some Chuck Tingle.

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