Top Ten Books for Horse Lovers

The curator of Kindle Cover Disasters soils his search history to bring us a list of the very best books for equine fanciers.

1. They Did it With Horses, Philip Weber

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Phrasing!

2. Wild Mating by Susan Sin

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Feeling a little horse?

3. I Sing the Body Electric by Ray Bradbury

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dawg

4. Top Horn Turned Gay by the Unicorn Pilots by Chuck Tingle

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Of course the guy looks perturbed. Read the product description – he’s just been razzed by an elite squad of fighter pilot unicorns!

5. Bombproof Your Horse by Sgt. Rick Pelicano

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Reminds me of this slice of fried gold.

6. The Girl Who Loved Horse Dildos by Peter De Sade

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From the reviews: “Badly written book that focuses on eating feces way too much.”

7. Filled by the Gay Centaur by Hunter Fox

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For a moment I read that as “filed”. Phew!

8. The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories by Alisa Surkis and Monica Nolan

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Giddyup!

9. But… You’re a Horse by David Bussell

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Alternatively: ‘Fifty Shades of Hay‘.

10. Yoga for Equestrians by Linda Benedik and Veronica Wirth

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Stop the Earth, I want to get off.

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