Top 10 Kindle Cover Disasters (Part 2)

AnonSince the site went viral, Kindle Cover Disasters has continued to spotlight and celebrate the world’s most attention-grabbing book covers. We spoke to the anonymous creator of the KCD Tumblr last year to ask him to name his Top 10 favourites; now we return for books 11-20…

11. On Wheels, by John Jakes

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Jeremy Clarkson was already regretting the move to Amazon Prime.

12. Vampire Invaders, by Edward Packard

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Taking your blood-drinking game to within spitting distance of the sun probably isn’t the smartest move in the vampire playbook.

13. Battlesaurus: Clash of Empires, by Brian Falkner

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Nothing I say here is going to make this cover any more awesome than it already is.

14. Toilet Baby, by Shane McKenzie

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Half baby, half toilet, all gross.

15. C.O.W.: Creatures of War, by Thomax Green

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Note: Udders.

16. Slammed in the Butt by my Hugo Award Nomination, by Chuck Tingle

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This book hit the market less than 24 hours after the news broke that Chuck Tingle had been nominated for a prestigious Hugo Award. This is what it means to be a writer in 2016.

17. Rammed by the Reviews for This Book, by Leonard Delaney

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A world first – an erotic short story that changes according to your Amazon reviews. Go take part and see your opinions incorporated into the story HERE.

18. Sorry I ruined Your Orgy, by Bradley Sands

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“And the award for best book title goes to…”

19. Dungeons & Drag Queens, by MP Johnson

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Note the high heel in the ampersand.

20. Booty Call of the Cthulhu, by Wren Winter

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Take a lap and hit the showers Wren Winter, you killed it out there today.

If you enjoyed this selection, don’t forget to check out…

Top Ten Books for Bigfoot Lovers

Top Ten Kid’s Books For Grown-Ups 

Top Ten Books for Horse Lovers

10 Books That Put the “Hit” in Hitler

Top Ten Crappy Covers for Classic Books

Top 10 Suggestively Placed Objects on the Covers of Romance Novels

Top 10 Strangest Shapeshifter Romances

…and for even more Kindle Cover Disasters, go HERE.


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