Top 10 Books for Cat Lovers

The curator of Kindle Cover Disasters soils his search history to bring us a list of books for feline hoarders and the romantically-challenged.

 1. Crafting With Cat Hair, by Kaori Tsutaya

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Warning: first remove hair from cat.

2. Think Like a Cat, by Pam Johnson-Bennett

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Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder.

3. Why Cats Paint, by Heather Busch and Burton Silver

Why cats paint

…to relax between all the murder.

4. Kat Kong, by Dav Pilkey

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“Oh, no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was curiosity killed the beast.”

5. Dancing With Cats, by Burton Silver and Heather Busch

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This clearly satirical book comes with a thoroughly earnest 1 star review:

“The absurdity of the book’s concept is illustrated in one of many assinine [sic] photos, in which a man appears in a cat body paint costume with a giant cat tail strapped to his buttocks in what must be a repulsing attempt to seduce the cat into sexual relations. Truly disgusting!!!”

6. Fashion Cats, by Takako Iwasa

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We can only hope the above reviewer hasn’t happened across this one.

7. Dead Pet, by Andrew Kirk and Jane Moseley

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Before…

8. The Legacy, by John Coyne

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…After.

9. Games You Can Play With Your Pussy, by Ira Alterman

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Last pussy gag. Promise.

10. So, You’ve Got a Fat Pussy, by Ira Alterman

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Promise rescinded.

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…and for even more Kindle Cover Disasters, go HERE.


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