Top 10 Books for Halloween

The curator of Kindle Cover Disasters soils his search history to bring us a list of this Halloween’s scariest book titles. 

1. Vampire in the Outfield, by Walter Knight

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Mr Knight, when we asked you to write a book about a vampire bat…” 

2. Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes, by Carlton Mellick

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Standard.

3. Taken by the Weremoose, by Tabatha Austin

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Werewolves are soooo last century.

4. Not Before Time, by John Brunner

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♫ Tiptoeing through the teeth fields ♫

5. Strange Relations, by Philip Jose Farmer

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“I had that dream again…”

6.  Vanitas, by S.P. Somtow

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I wonder if he’s singing Fangs for the Memories. Aha hahah hahaha ahhahahaha hahahaha hahahahahah! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

7. The Spawn of Cthulhu, by H.P. Lovecraft

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H.P. to publisher: “…and just so we’re absolutely clear, I want the cover to radiate absolute menace. Promise you won’t f*ck me on this one.” 

8. Archie Vv. Predator, by Dark Horse Comics

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The greatest Archie crossover since the time he met The Punisher.

9. Shock Treatments, by David Whitehead

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Cher’s looking better than ever.

10. Tentacles of Trump, by Zed Crut

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“You know I’m automatically attracted to subterranean cosmic entities — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.”

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…and for even more Kindle Cover Disasters, go HERE.


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