Top 10 Christmas Books for the Sexually Deviant

The curator of Kindle Cover Disasters soils his search history to bring us a list of this season’s most erotically charged Xmas titles. 

1. Milk for Santa, by Meagan Days

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Do you get cookies with that?

2. What the Sleigh, by Mina Carter

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Can anyone tell me what the pun is they’re going for?

3. Christmas on Crack, by Carlton Mellick III

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Giddyup!

4. Christmas, Snow and… a Merman? by Beany Sparks

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Kitchen sink not pictured.

5. Punished by the Krampus, by Sapphire Del Ray

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“Contains large object insertions.” Yikes.

6. Attack of the Winter Snowmen, by J.R. Hughes

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YMC… eh?

7.Master of the Cats, A Christmas Tail, by Trinity Blacio

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Stop the planet, I want to get off.

8. Randie’s Guide to Sex, Love and Holidays

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Had to put my own comma in the title there, since Randie couldn’t be arsed.

9. Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes, by Robert Devereaux

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Holy sh*tting Christmas!

10. The Badlands Holiday Reader

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No idea what’s going on here, but it is badass.

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