Top 10 Weird Detectives

The curator of Kindle Cover Disasters soils his search history to bring us a list of curious detective titles. 

1. Crystal Falls Detective Club: Jesus, Muhammad and Adolf, Lead Investigators, by Jarman Shain

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I think the most offensive thing about this cover is just how white Jesus is.

2. The Big Brain, Gary Brandner

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“Big Brain am winning.”

3. Surfing Samurai Robots, by Mel Gilden

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In case you were wondering, the detective in this one is the little guy with the shoulder-padded jacket and the big schnoz. 

4. Cthulhu, Private Investigator, by Dennis Liggio

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I am bang into this.

5. Gun, with Occasional Music, by Jonathan Lethem

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Looks like somebody just got… the jump.

6. Dangerous Hardboiled Magicians, by Mel Gilden

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Also, flying cars!

7. The Adventures of Jesus Christ, Boy Detective, by J. Bradley

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He gets around, this Jesus Christ.

8. The Phantom Detective

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 ♫ ” Bonely you… can make, me feel this way.  Bonely yooooooooou…” ♫

9. Alien Blues, by Lynn S. Hightower

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Detective Flappy to the rescue!

10. Bigfoot Cop, by Kevin Shamel

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You know what they say about big feet? Great at law enforcement.


For a Genre Reader approved weird detective, check out Fresh Hell, by our very own David Bussell…

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…and for even more Kindle Cover Disasters, go HERE.


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